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Jun 19, 2013
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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Jun 15, 2013
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- Me: Why is this book over
- Me: Why couldn't it be longer
- Me: What am I supposed to read now
- *glances at pile of unread books*
- Me: Don't look at me like that
scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:
do i win
HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG
THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS
i’M LISGHING
WHAT THE FUCK IS LISGHING
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NOW IM LISGHING
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Jun 14, 2013
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how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
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1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…
can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW
this makes me wanna puke guh
Reason #1876376 of why mermaids could eist
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